We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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