Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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