Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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