Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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