shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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