Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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