I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have aggressive nipples.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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