i think i have herpe
just one?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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