Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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