god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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