Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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