ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
