After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize