Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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