i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
