I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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