How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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