What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He felt like a one man threesome
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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