i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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