Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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