i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Say something about gay babies.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
