I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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