I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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