CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you didnt know i had herpes?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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