he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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