Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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