a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So. Much. Porn.
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