I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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