shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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