ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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