toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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