u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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