Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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