At least make sure they are 18
Why
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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