You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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