I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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