What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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