So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
