At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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