But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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