If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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