Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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