ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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