As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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