i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Im part way to drunk.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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