Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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