I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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