do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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