Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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