Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Quick, to the slutcave!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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