so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
