You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you remember whose house we're in?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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