Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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