I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Randomize
