I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
