i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Too much gin, very little bucket
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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