I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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