god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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